marijuana possession
When all else fails, you are caught red-handed, with marijuana in your possession, and there is No Way you are going to talk your way out of being arrested, it’s time to pull out your paperwork. Please consider the form letter, below, as crucial to your marijuana possession defense. Copy and paste, fill it out and keep it in your glovebox.
Hand it to your friendly protect and serve officer, and then do yourself a favor:
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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ATTENTION LAW ENFORCEMENT
I am a legal medical marijuana patient, as defined by this state. A copy of that document is attached to this letter. I have also attached a copy of my physician’s recommendation.
My physician is ______________________________________
Physician phone number:_______________________________
I hereby assert my rights under the fifth amendment to the United States Constitution. I will not answer any questions relating to my status as qualified patient, my medical condition, or my dosage requirements, or any other question regarding my protection under the federal HIPAA law that protects confidentiality of my medical information. Requesting this information, without a subpoena, violates my right against self-incrimination.
Furthermore, I will not speak with you unless my attorney accompanies me. Any further attempt to speak with me without the presence of my attorney will be considered coercion. I do not, and will not, agree to a search of my home, person, property, or vehicle under any circumstances, without a search warrant.
I am providing these documents for your records and incident report. I encourage a review of this documentation before taking action.
Patient Signature:__________________________________________________